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Man Forces Wife To Dip Hands In Hot Oil
NEW DELHI, July 3 (Bernama) -- A villager wanting to test his
wife's fidelity decided to do a medieval test by dipping her hands
in a pot of boiling oil.

Since her hands were badly burnt during the test, he concluded
she was unfaithful and threw her out of the house in the middle of
the night, the Indian Express newspaper reported.

The husband, Rajbhan Yadav, in his 30s, a farmer from Bhitoni
village in Jabalpur, Madhya Pradesh, a central Indian state, had
been suspecting his 25-year-old wife Anuj Bai of having an affair
and often tortured her.

The mother of three was forced to dip her hands four times in the
boiling oil in the kitchen, the report said.
In the first two attempts Anuj did not sustain any injury as the oil was not hot but the unsatisfied Rajbhan forced her to repeat the test.

"Rajbhan came home Wednesday night and asked Anuj to prove her loyalty. He asked her to dip her hands in boiling oil to prove her
fidelity saying that her hands would not burn if she was honest," a local police officer told journalists.

According to the news report, Anuj's parents urged her not to lodge a police complaint as it was a common practice.

Villagers also refused to give evidence against the husband but police locked him up after the wife lodged a report. Anuj is
undergoing medical treatment while Rajbhan is out on bail.
Hoppy couple to bring on rain

Residents in a suburb of Nagpur, 860km east of the
state capital Mumbai, looked on as the groom, Raja,
and bride, Rani, were joined in union in a solemn ritual
at the weekend, the Times of India said.

Tradition dictates that if frogs are married off with full
Vedic or Hindu rituals, the rain god is pleased and the
heavens will open within days.

Similar ceremonies have been held across the country.

Indians have been watching the skies anxiously after
the monsoon failed to appear two weeks ago, prompting
concerns about the impact on agriculture and water
supplies as lakes run dry after a long, hot summer.
India train company turns to
monkey business
Fierce-looking primate employed to keep wayward monkeys off subways
NEW DELHI, India - They say it takes a thief to catch a
thief, but India’s Delhi Metro has hired a monkey to
frighten off other monkeys from boarding trains and
upsetting passengers.

In an effort to keep monkeys out of the New Delhi
subways, authorities have called in one of the few
animals known to scare the creatures — a fierce-
looking primate called the langur, the Hindustan Times
newspaper reported Wednesday.

The decision to hire a langurwallah — a man who trains
and controls the langurs — came after a monkey got
into a metro car June 9, the newspaper reported.

In that incident, a monkey boarded a train at the
underground Chawri Bazaar station and reportedly
scared passengers by scowling at them for three stops.
It then disembarked at Civil Lines station.
Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff
chased the dexterous creature, causing delays.

The Delhi Metro Rail Corporation says it hopes the new
hire will avert a repeat of that episode.

“It started working about a month ago and since then we’
ve not had a single incident,” said Anuj Dayal, a metro

The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India
rupees 6,900 ($160) a month, and “he will be called
whenever there is a monkey problem,” Dayal was
quoted as saying.

“There are too many monkeys,” Dayal was quoted as

Langur monkeys are similarly employed around the
grounds of parliament and some government buildings
in New Delhi.
Panicked passengers managed to
rouse the dozing driver before he
missed a third stop and he backed the
train up so passengers could get off
and on at the two stations he had
initially missed.

The driver reportedly nodded off
shortly after leaving the Forbesganj
Station and failed to stop at Pothia as

Fuming railroad officials suspended
the catnapping driver, and the guard,
pending an investigation.

About 18 million people daily depend
on the 9,000 trains of the State-owned
Indian railway to get around the
Patna, India (AHN) -- A train missed two
stops Monday after the driver fell
asleep at the controls.
Snoozing Train Driver Sleeps Past Two Stops In India
How  I can no longer do things because of the
internet and its crazy emails...
( this was sent to people via email  )
I must send my thanks to  whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on
envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope  that
needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the  top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any money ,  but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill
Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in  their special e-mail program.

I no longer use cancer-causing  deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a  hot

And thanks to your great advice, I  can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot
because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab
my leg.
Because  of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can  remove toilet
I no longer go to shopping  malls because
someone will drug me with a perfume
sample and rob me.
Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's  toilet but mine because a big
brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant
death when  it bites my butt.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to  put "Under God" on their
cans .

I no longer can buy gasoline  without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial
killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer use Saran  wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And  thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the  microwave anymore because it will blow up in my  face...disfiguring
me for life.

I no longer check the  coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a  needle
infected with AIDS.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or  FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in  disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are  French and don't support our American troops
or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because  someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will
get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda ,Singapore , and  Uzbekistan

I no longer buy  expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have  their

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my  friends and make
a wish within five minutes.

Have a wonderful  day....

Oh, by the way.....

A South American  scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study,  
has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail
with their hand on the  mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too  late.
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